Please return your trays and seat to their upright position
"Howdy Folks! Welcome aboard to [American Airlines / Southwest / AirTran]. We know you have a choice when you fly, and we appreciate you flying with us. We would like to be the first to welcome you to [Los Angeles / Dallas / Houston / Dallas / Atlanta / Jacksonville / Atlanta / Dallas]. If you are returning home, then welcome back. If you are just starting your trip, then we wish you a safe and enjoyable travels. Once again, thank you for flying [American Airlines / Southwest / AirTran]."
Yep. Been on the road for the last few weeks. I feel like I've been everywhere, man.